I'M SPILLING THE BEANS!

Now I’m going to spill the beans about YOU can make a fortune on the internet overnight with no effort on your part while you sleep just by following the 3 simple easy steps  in my secret plan that I stumbled upon by blind luck during 5th grade recess.

I'm Filthy Rich

I got so filthy rich I thought, “Who needs a college education anyway.” It’s just so much blah-blah-blah information that doesn’t make you any money anyway.

There’s nothing wrong with being an ignorant lout if you’re rich.

I've Got Receipts!

And if you doubt that I’m a rich ignorant lout, here’s the proof. Just look at these receipts from my ClickBank account.

And here’s some more from my Commission Junction account.

Oh, and my PayPal account. Impressive huh?

I bet you’d like have receipts like these. With my simple easy secret plan, it’s a piece of cake.

Are You REALLY SERIOUS?

If you’re really serious about getting filthy rich like me, the modest investment of only $1,997 is a no brainer. I mean what a drop in the bucket a measly $1,997 is compared to the untold wealth you will gain by investing in my yes-I-want-a-red-Ferrari-too program.

Not to mention the million dollar house with in-ground heated swimming pool, the yacht, the airplane, the travel, and the free-wheeling internet lifestyle.

If you aren’t really serious enough to send me your money, you’re a dunce who doesn’t deserve to get rich anyway.

Beg, Borrow, or Steal that $1997 If You Have To – You'll Thank Me Lavishly LATER!

But for those of you who have to borrow the money from their mother-in-law, let me assure you that my proven system works.

You can trust me.

Convince yourself by reading the 142 testimonials from people I don’t even know who somehow found out about my secret system and are now rich themselves.

But Hurry, Hurrier, and Hurriest Before This Golden Opportunity Slips Through Your Wallet

But please don’t wait to send me your money because my friends told me I’m a stupid ignorant lout to be giving these highly classified secrets away for only $1,997 when I should charge $19,997, or just keep the secrets to myself.

I Want You To Be Filthy Rich Too, That's Why

But being the big-hearted guy I am and knowing what it’s like to be so poor and not rich like you are and can’t even make a buck on eBay, and in these hard economic times, and being so rich myself I can afford to give something back, I’m so happy to make my guaranteed path to wild-eyed wealth available to you at such a low affordable price.

I Take All The RISK And This Is Going To Change Your Life FOREVER!

And it’s all risk free.

I mean you’re not risking a thing by charging $1,997 on your credit card because of my NO RISK guarantee.

That’s right – the risk is all mine.

I’m the one sweating bullets here wondering if your charge is going to go through or not. So what could be fairer than that?

Times A Wastin'! – What Are You Waiting For? Your NEW LIFE Is A Paltry $1997 Away !!!

But hurry ! – I can only do this for just the next 7 hours before I come to my senses. Then it will be gone forever*.

The clock is ticking, don’t put your life on hold one second longer.

Guru Ed

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Get Your Pie Slice of the Earth’s Money Supply – (And that red Ferrari too)

Earning disclaimer: results not typical. I don’t know who the hell you are and chances are you won’t apply my 3 simple easy steps correctly and so you won’t make any money. It’s your fault.

*I reserve the right to offer this incredible program at any time in the future when I need more money so even more customers can benefit from my amazing fists-full-of-wealth program, and I know that you wouldn’t begrudge them the same opportunity I gave you because that would be petty on your part.

 

Just wanted to wish you a great 2010. I hope your dreams come true.

Cheers,
Ed

 

Jim Edwards has a confession to make.

He’s FAT, Forty and fed-up with whining about not getting results … so he’s got a lesson for all of us as he embarks on his personal journey to drop 50 pounds and reach his target weight of 190 lbs. (Whoa Jim – you really are 240?) by December 31, 2008!

I get it. Sitting on your butt in front of a computer all day raking in money from your internet businesses can really cause unsightly weight gain. Boy, do the rest of us know that feeling.

Good luck Jim! I’m with you (in spirit) on this one.

 

I really hate it when I see sales letters, ads, emails, and other hyped-up come-ons telling people with no business experience how easy it’s going to be to get rich with internet marketing.

You even hear that from the "gurus", who have, of course, already put in the 5 or 10 years it took them to be the successful millionaires they claim to be.

And most of their income comes from people who don’t have any idea what they are getting into. Could that be you?

When guru Hyper says here’s how I do it, just do what I tell you and you’ll start making your financial dreams come true in 10 days or so, he (or she) really means, "I’ve been doing this for years so it’s easy for me." If you’ve been doing it for years, it might be easy for you too.

But if you are just getting started and are trying to do this in your spare time, take a deep breath, don’t quit your day job just yet, and think about what you really want to do.

And for God’s sake don’t buy any internet marketing programs that cost more than you can afford thinking that you will quickly pay off the debt with your newly acquired profits

If you think you are going to start from scratch with no experience and make $20,000 in 20 days, then I have a bridge for sale that will interest you.

Making money takes work. If you are not willing to or are not capable of doing the work, you should fold your tent right now. Harsh maybe, but that’s the truth. The get-rich-quick scammers don’t tell you the truth because they are pretty sure you don’t want to hear it.

The truth is that you will have to put in a lot of work up front to get off the ground with your internet business to make any money at all, let alone a profit. The payoff is that things get easier after you’ve done the hard part.

If you are just beginning your new lifestyle of marketing on the internet, or you bought that book about how to become an eBay millionaire, ask yourself how much time and effort you are willing to put in to make your dreams of quitting your day job come true. In reality, ‘quitting your day job’ means changing your day job to internet marketing.

Refer back to your business plan often to keep yourself on track. What, you don’t have a business plan? You should really put some effort into formulating a plan. You will find these websites helpful www.planware.org and toolkit.com.

 

Maybe you’ve heard of the "internet marketing life style" where you only work 2 hours a week at home in your pj’s and you rake in tens of thousands of dollars a month. The truth is: It’s Their Day Job. And they work hard at it even if they are at home and in their pj’s. It’s their business. It’s what they do every day. It’s not so easy. So why are they telling you how easy it is? So you will buy the stuff they want to sell you – duh! Or, doh!, if you prefer.

If you have even thought about internet marketing, you have seen all kinds of garbage in the form of extremely hyped up sales pages blasting you with unbelievable claims that guarantee you will make a fortune if you only pay them $47, $97, $197, $997, $4,997, and up.

That $7 thing is because some internet marketing guy read a research report somewhere or did a test of some kind that said if the last number is a 7, more people buy the product. The next time you go to Wal-Mart or your local grocery store, or any real store, tell me how many items you see a price that ends in a 7 compared to a 5 or a 9. Maybe you think Wal-Mart doesn’t know how to price the items they sell?

I’d be willing to bet that you’ve seen claims that you can make $1,000 in 48 hours (or less!) if you just buy a product that costs $49.97 or some similar number. That’s a real good ROI if you could get it. You can’t unless you’ve already been in business and making money. If you are a newbie, I’m telling you – don’t waste your money on any product that makes such claims.

How do I know? Because awhile back, I bought on of these bloodsuckers called "Internet Marketing Bootcamp", which promised that you would make $1,000 in 72 hours (that's 3 days) if you just followed the easy steps they would tell you. It even came with a guarantee that if you didn't make the $1,000, they would not only refund your $49.97 but pay you $200.00 in addition just for being willing to give it a try. Well guess what?

I started following the steps and I had a question. It was a Friday. I could not get a response for over 72 hours. Now it gets even more unbelievable. The guy who my billing receipt said sold this to me, finally emailed me and said he didn't sell it to me and wasn't about to support it. How about that. I bought this scam from no one! I'm gonna make this long story short and tell you that I got a refund for the $49.97, but the persons who perpetrated this just laughed and said I was crazy if I thought they were going to pay me the $200 promised in their guarantee.

Here’s the truth – the people who make real money on the internet spend most of their time at work! It’s their day job! Sure, they may be working at home, and they may be working only a few hours a day. BUT they work at it all the time, they have already put in the hard work that probably took 3-5 years, and if they are truly working only a few hours a day, it’s because their staff is doing the rest.

Sorry to be the one to fill you in on that, but my job is to be honest and trustworthy.

Here’s your bottom line. Resist that impulse to buy the impossible dream.